The messiah gets fat

On July 8, 2008, in News/Current Events, Oddball, by Backseat Blogger

That’s the problem with messiahs. Unless they get crucified like Jesus(in case u haven’t heard of him, he has his own wiki entry) or shot like Joseph Smith, they get old.

Alas, even as we speak age is catching up with Scientology’s messiah, Tom Cruise.

No longer is he the dancing teenager in underwear. Gravity and middle age is catching up.

Days of Blubber

Evil Lord Xenu attacks

My guess is that Lord Xenu is responsible for this heinous attack on Scientology’s perfect little messiah.

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